READ THIS hilarious JOKES

You suck your mom's breast with milk for 2years and you have not done anything tangible for her till now, even to bring out money for her upkeep......for
where
Then you suck bae's boobs without milk for 3 months and you bought iPhone7 500k for her??
Please my brother, Come forward!
Come!
Come!
Don't be afraid,
What is happening to you eh!
It's not ordinary oh!
God has remembered you today...
Oyaa raise your hand up...
Raise it up very well
Then bend it and place it on your head...
Preferably where your mind tells you your brain is located.
Then repeat this prayer after me...
*My father! My father*
Where ever they have buried my sense and my brain
*In my maternal village*
*In my paternal village*
*in the coven*
Vomit it now!
Oya start shouting
Vomit Now! Vomit Now! Vomit Now!

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